no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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