he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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