Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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