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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I skipped work to stalk him.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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