what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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