I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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