Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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