Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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