Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Ketchup is God's man juice
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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