i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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