Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
operation have a gay friend backfired
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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