Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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