Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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