is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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