I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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