My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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