quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This is classic penis vs brain.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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