k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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