She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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