oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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