I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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