Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
