Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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