Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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