That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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