I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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