capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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