Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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