Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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