Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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