oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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