come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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