Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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