She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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