Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Randomize
