i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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