He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
