Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she woke up with a sticky ear
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The feeling are messing with the penis
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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