I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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