ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
