if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Do vagina's smell?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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