eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm at about main and main street
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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