Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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