Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
