So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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