Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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