shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
