so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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