belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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