all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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