Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I booty called her while she was in labor.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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