You just made me feel so damn special
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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