Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
