he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I need to stop coming to work sober
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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