Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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