Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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