And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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