no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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