All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Randomize
